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Mtu mzima.

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Si lazima uchukue ID ndio watu wajue wewe ni mtu mzima,
asubuhi kula mayai boilo na madondo
saa saba kula omena na ugali malizia na ovacado.
Sapa kula mahindi choma na njugu alafu enda lala.,
Usiku amka kunia kwa mlango ya jirani kisha asubuhi utaskia mtu akisema..
‘hii mavi ni ya MTU MZIMA.

Six laughs

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Six Laughs:
No1
A man was so jealous of his newly born baby that he put poison on the wife’s nipples while she was asleep.The next day, their driver died of poisoning. **************************************
No2
A man is dying of cancer, but keeps telling people he is dying of  AIDS. His son asked Dad why?He answered, so that when I am dead, no one will sleep with your mum. **************************************
No3
A lady lost three panties in her house and blamed her maid in front of the husband. Maid said sir you are my witness you know I never wear panties.************************************
No4
Couple is having a quickie and their 6 year old catches them,Son: “What are you doing?” Ask the son. Father: “I’m putting petrol on your Mom.”Son: “Haauu – Haauu! Which means Mom’s engine is taking too much petrol cause Mr Zwane has put in yesterday.” Mother fainted!**************************************
No5
A man went to the pub with his wife.When he left for the counter to buy drinks a prostitute approached his wife & whispered:”You must DEMAND cash before sex, I know him he doesn’t pay. **************************************
No6 – Classic
An 8 year old boy is accused of rape*.In court his lady lawyer holds his dick out as evidence saying, “Your honour see this, can he rape* with this tiny tot?The boy whispers, “Don’t shake it, we’ll lose the case!” 

KICHWA.

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Who doesn’t know that
most men love getting head? I
love head and if you don’t that’s
you. If a chic can’t give me head
trust me, she will go perfect it
after am done with her. It doesn’t
end there, she goes on ranting
about this and that and am like
chic, I told you I was watching a
movie. To piss her off I told I need
a retainer for being her pimp
before asking her to come in I test
her gymnastic moves before I
could hook her up with any of my
pals.
Immediately she acts like she
doesn’t do d!ck and I hate a chic
who portrays the innocent image
yet you want an older man to
finance your silly little fantasies?
The rage in me started boiling out
and I told her she got pee sized
brains if she expects a man to be
her an ATM instead of working
smart like the rest of us. Who says
it openly that she/ he wants
someone else to finance their
lifestyle nowadays…
The stupidity with this little
ratchets and hood-rats is that they
never look beyond their noses and
only think that its a rosy life being
someone’s side plate, mistress, toy
boys and any other name that
sounds cool with you.
As for me, am cool working my way
up (please Lord let it come sooner,
I need that XJ) like every other
man. I hustle my own pucci like
every other man, no hood-rats and
hoes for me… Do you roger that? I
love a nice classic, private and
obligatory pucci at any given day
no matter what. As for today, I feel
like having a drink but there is no
Mmmmmoooooneeeeey! May be
tomorrow the skies will open up
and the stars will be on my side.

:-P

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On one side when people are not loyal,people criticise,when they are loyal,they say they are there for too long.Its always an excessive reaction and thats why people in charge have to take a (step back) more than ever.Being responsible in life is to do things you think are right,its not to react to what people say.If you always listen to what people say,you go five minutes one way and five minutes the other way.When u have responsibilities you have just to focus on making the right decisions and if they’re not right you say sorry i am wrong.When i lose a game,I AM WRONG -wenger.

Gugul…??!!!

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Last saturday for 11mins google entire service went down….internet traffic dropped by 40 minutes during that time.Google lost Sh 47.6million for that short downtime…n yeah they din’t discuss what happened.But u can imagine the meetings happening in the background.Question via dailynation is…Do we rely too much on google?? I think we do:-\

NOTHING!!

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NOTHING
Nothing,nothing,nothing!!!!
Nothing so annoying
Nothing so annoying like me smiling at this nothing!
Nothing so not annoying like you now reading this..
Nothing so not annoying like u now reading this line yet you almost by passed it..
Nothing so annoying like getting down to business when being idle looked so cool yet so boring
Nothing annoying like being new to blogging
Nothing annoying like talking about annoying things
Nothing so annoying like this cold
Nothing so annoying like everybody talking about the cold
Nothing so annoying like me leaving the cold thing for my next blog
Nothing so annoying like being soooo tired on sunday mornings
Nothing as annoying as missing church because ur tired
Nothing so annoying as regreting why u din’t make it to church
Nothing as annoying as realizing the whole day was wasted anyway
Nothing annoying,sooo annoying as insisting on the k reply when u know everybody hates it including your fucking self
Nothing so annoying as u expecting me to talk abt the xx thing too
Nothing so not annoying as me hating it too…RiiiiP!!xx
Nothing can annoy yet as much as the annoy word
Annoying things never end anyway
ANNOY ANNOY ANNOY!!!